屁屁滔 发表于 2017-7-30 16:35   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、老婆:老公，今天我和闺蜜洗澡，居然发现她内裤上有个韭菜，你说奇怪不？
“谁说不是呢？”我一边照着镜子一边剔牙答道。
突然死寂一般沉默，我们同时发现了点什么...

2、今天一大早和媳妇顶嘴，完事肚子疼飞一般速度冲进卫生间稀里哗啦后突然发现里面没有纸了...接下来家里就只能回荡我的各种哀求声了媳妇你今天看起来好漂亮...

3、老公在外打工，给老婆写了一封信：老婆，我已经彻底戒烟了。老婆仔细闻了闻信纸：“又骗老娘了！还有烟味呢！”
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