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[短篇] 笑话三则

1如果你觉得很无聊,没人陪你聊天,找一个不认识的同性,然后狠狠地骂他,然后就有人陪你聊天了,别问我为什么,我就这么干过,那次,我们聊了一天一夜,确切地说,是对骂了一天一夜!

2每次都和快递小哥斗智斗勇。一天早上,他站在我家楼下打电话:“你在家吗?”我懒洋洋地说:“不在,你把快递放超市吧。”我心想等睡醒了再去取。小哥说:“这个需要本人签收,要么你找时间去我们公司拿,地址是……”我一听,立刻从被窝里蹦起来冲下楼,只见快递小哥一脸坏笑:“我就知道你在家。”

3本人电气工程师,口袋里常揣一根试电笔,里面有电池那种。

一天陪女朋友去买羊毛衫,售货员热情地介绍一款道:“这款羊毛衫质量特别好,不起静电。”

我默默地掏出试电笔轻轻地在羊毛衫上画了一下,立马就响起了“滴滴”声。

售货员一脸黑线:“买个衣服不用这么专业吧!”
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