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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、相亲,男:“凝视你,我的心不自觉就飞离了喧闹的都市。”
女:“为什么呀?”
男:“因为从你的浓妆想到了农庄。。。”

2、一对情侣在咖啡厅一起看书,男的听着悠悠的音乐便开始跟着哼唱。
女:“哎,有人说过你唱歌很好听吗?”
男:“没有啊。”
女:“没有就不要唱!”

3、男:你这么漂亮,我都不晓得怎样表达对你的爱?
女:用金钱吧。
男:我们滴爱情是纯洁的,怎么能和金钱联系到到一起!
女:是哦,那就用钻石吧。

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