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有一个人从小有个坏习惯,撒尿的时候要对着一个洞才能撒得出来,一天,他对着一个洞树撒尿,谁知道洞里飞出一群蜜蜂,把他的小弟弟针得红肿,痛的呱呱叫,以后他再也不敢对着洞撒尿了.到了他结 洞房的时候,他老婆把衣服都脱了,但他动也不动."老公,来嘛,春宵一刻呀""不,我怕.""怕?怕什么.""怕你那里有蜜蜂""傻瓜,我这里没有蜜蜂,不信你用手来摸摸".他摸了后跳了起来指着他老婆大声骂道"你他妈骗我,还说没有蜜蜂,你看,我摸到一手的蜂蜜".

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把咪咪当蜜蜂????

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笑的受不了了。。。。。。

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这种男人真可恨
他不上,我上~

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随着一声『财神到』,天上掉下个馅饼砸到你头上,你获得了『财神爷』赠送的9个分
把咪咪当蜜蜂????

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